Saturday, March 31, 2007

Crazy news:

Okay in my successful attempts at procrastinating I cam across these two gems:

1) Two 12-yr-old girls wanted to cause an allergic reaction to their teacher to distract from their progress reports that were due. I guess this is better than them just pulling a prank on the teacher, but that there was an actual purpose to their cold heartedness

2) A girl was kicked off her flight for coughing too much. Its not like we are in a freakin' SARS epidemic anymore or some other "scary" disease of the week. The girl was coughing, and while I am sure it would have been annoying to hear, I don't think anyone on that flight feared for their own health

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

We interupt your bit of insomnia for this important bulletin:

THERE ARE NO COOKIES IN MY HOUSE

I mean it, there are no cookies. When has my house ever been completely cookie free? Even in the Weight Watchers days there was at least "heathy" cookies. Now, there are none and the one time that I actually wanted some and we are cookie free.

And let me tell you a non-frosted strawberry pop tart is not the same thing